Skola aku peramah giler...

Assalamualaikum..

Hari ni kat skola..sungguh besh! Asyik ketawa jek..

Jawapanku sungguh aneh ke?
In the morning, kiter semua assembled kat kelas. The first thing Munir said was...
Munir: Oh hor! Rohani! Asal kau jahat sangat? Asal kau tak datang untuk Sports Day semalam? Mampus kau! Nanti cikgu marah!!
Aku: Aku nyer pasal lah nak dtg ke tak. Buat ape sey nak dtg untuk Sports Day? Boring je..tak de kena mengena dengan aku. Asal?"
Munir: Semalam Nizar & Cheng Jiang kena marah sebab org tak datang pun dorang mark presence...
Aku : Then?
Munir: Agaknya nanti cikgu suruh saper2 yg tak datang, admit it..
Aku : Eh! Betul ke? Alamak! Cam mana nih?
Munir: Kau tak bawak MC tau Parent's Letter ke?
Aku: Tak..mana lah aku tau.. aku ngat da mark attendance tak de pape..
Helmi: Kalau cikgu tanyer, kau diam je. Cakap kau datang..
Aku : Ok! Korang semua jangan sabo aku ey.. jangan buka mulut..
Helmi: Tak..kita tak kan..

Bila Ms Lee Chien Chien masuk kelas je, muka dia da masam. Dia suruh murid2 yg tak datang untuk Sports Day semalam to admit it by standing up. Hanya Karen je yg stand up. Aku takut jugak...tapi diamkan diri. Aku tengah duduk copy my friend's Maths homework. Tapi dalam hati..aku harap2 cikgu tak panggil nama aku.

Rupa-rupanya Ms Lee da mark extra attendance. So she read out the names of students who she did not saw in the stadium yesterday. Aku da seram giler! Dia tanya murid-murid tersebut, "Where were u yesterday?" Semua orang cakap, "At home.." Kecuali aku..aku jawab, "Not there..." Seluruh kelas da ketawa kat jawapan aku.
Ashraf: Haha! Funny ar you!
Aku : Why? (Aku tul tul tak paham nape dorang ketawa)
Ashraf: All say 'at home' but you say 'not there'. Haha..
Aku : Then want to say what? Betul pe ape aku cakap...

My innocent face
Cikgu tak marah kitaorang sangat. Dia suruh bawak parent's letter or MC tommorrow. Biler tgh jalan ke DNT room for the next lesson...
Eldrin: Why you didnt came yesterday?
Aku : Ai yah! Lazy ar..for what sey.. like got nothing there. See people run..then we cheer like mad..
Eldrin: Teacher never scold you all sey..so good..
Aku : Yah..
Eldrin: Especially you.. you look so innocent. That's why teacher didnt scold you..
Aku : Haha... that's the advantage of my looks.. Hahaha!
Wajah aku nampak ke innocent tapi perangai...ish..ish... tapi tak seteruk lah..

Cikgu..cikgu...
During DNT lesson, aku mintak Mr Irfan permission to photocopy the Material List paper. Dier suruh aku photocopy kan dier sekali. Ada ke dia bagi aku $10 note? Photocopy baru beberapa pieces of paper..
Aku: Ai yoh! Cher! Tak de duit kecik ke? No coins ar?
Mr Irfan: No, I dont have any coins. (Pastu dia 'show-off' wallet dier..showed me all his $50 & $10 notes..yek ek leh..) See...I dont have.
Aku: Hmm.. nvm lah. Use my money..
Mr Irfan: Eh! Dont
Aku: Nvm lah.. baru berapa sen jek
Mr Irfan: Use my money.. I pay for your photocopy also ok
Aku : K (dlm hati: Save duit aku jugak..haha!)

Biler balik dari photocopy room, aku da mengadang kat cikgu.
Aku: Cher! It's all ur fault lah!
Mr Irfan: Ha? What happened?
Aku : The photocopy aunty said to me, "Ah! No small change ar?" I said 'No'. Then she shouted, "Early in the morning where got small change! Ai yoh!" Pahadal, she got changed for $10. She only lazy to take it out.. what sey!
Cheng Jiang kat sebelah aku dah ketawa dengar aku explained kat teacher what telah happened sbb the way aku ckp dgn show action nyer.. cam kelakar.
Mr Irfan: Haha! Really ar? Nvm lah. Thanks.. So cute ar she! "Ah! No small change ar?" Haha..
Kurang asam nyer cikgu..sindir aku. Tak pe..tak pe. Anyway, the aunty tul2 cekik darah sey..ada change tapi mengamok tak tentu pasal. Kan aku tedang dia cam bola baru dia tau..!

Aku tgh ajar dan tolong Firdaus & Fazrin in their DNT portfolio sbb aku nyer da abes..cuma tgh tunggu materials je. Skali Mr Irfan datang..
Mr Irfan: Eh! Tuck in ur shirt lah.. (referring to Fazrin) If liddat ar..how to pikat Rohani.
Aku : Eeeeee! No way! Tak terpikat langsung pun!
Mr Irfan: You might say liddat now. Me and my wife last time used to be like you & Fazrin. I always kacau her. She dont like me. I remembered that time was secondary 4. Like you both lah. But I end up marrying her. So, you & Fazrin might get married....who knows?
Aku : Ye lah tu! Ini tak kan jadi pada semua orang pe. Tak semestinya it happens to you, it must happened to me. Ishk.. Anyway, tak terlintas pun nak dengan si dier!
Mr Irfan: Ya lah.. I know. When I see you & Fazrin, reminds me of me and my wife last time..
Aku : Alermak!! (da fed up)
Mr Irfan: Ok la Fazrin. Next time if you want to pikat Rohani, tuck in ur shirt.
Pastu Mr Irfan pergi. Fazrin dari tadi diam je. Tak bantah pun.
Aku: Cikgu ni cam-cam lah.. karut nah. Kau ni diam je dari td!!
Fazrin: Cikgu ni tul2 uat aku malu..
Firdaus pun da ketawa tgk gelagat td..

Fazrin & Firdaus ajak aku gi DNT exhibition kat Woodgrove Sec Sch.
Aku: Tk nk ar..tk de kwn lah nanti..
Firdaus: Kan kita dua ada
Aku: Tau lah..nanti korang tinggalkan aku nyer..nanti korang sombong..
Fazrin: Tak de lah. Ikot arh..
In the end, segala pujukkan dorang aku dgr. Aku ikot dorang.

Selepas skola, aku, Farah, Nizar, Fadzli, Firdaus, Fazrin kumpul kat cafeteria. Rupanyanya, ramai jugak dari kelas aku pergi. Kiter pergi sana pakai hired bus. Mr Irfan suruh kita semua naik bus sementara menunggu murid-murid dr kelas lain. 5 mins later, Helmi pun ikot.

Nak tau ape? Cuma kelas kiterorg jek yg pergi! Cikgu ckp probably 40 students akan pergi..tp end up kitaorang (7) dan satu dr kelas lain. So lapan org jek dlm bus yg besar tuh. Fadzli paling bising sey kat dlm bus. Dia dengar MP3 sambil nyanyi. Rabak plak tu. Tapi, kelakar! Haha

At about 2:30pm, the bus reached Woodgrove Secondary. Besar sey skola nyer. Bila sampai je, Fazrin tanyer cikgu, "Cher! I want to play soccer here!" Haha.. "Their soccer field big but bloody them dont know how to use it.."sambungnya. Kelakar sey!

Uniform Woodgrove cam sailormoon sey. Aneh..! Skola nyer besar giler! Canggih plak tu.. ada lif. DNT room..besar dan cantik giler! Dlm exhibition, aku sungguh terpikat dgn last year batch project. Very innovative! Bagus sey. Then, dorang nyer skola kai a small 'laptop' untuk gi skola. Dorang tak payah kai buku2 skola sgt. Woah!!! Besh nyer!! Fazrin tried to woo some girls there.
One of them is Atiqah. Cantik dan ayu wajahnya..decent plak tu! Kita tau nama nya Atiqah coz dia pakai nametag. Dari jauh, Fazrin panggil nama Atiqah...pas2 terus Fazrin sembunyi kat blakang aku. Ishk! Budak tuh! Atiqah paling tapi tak tau saper yg panggil nama dier. Haha!

Bila kita semua on the way to the school cafeteria from the Exhibition room..
Fadzli: Thank you arh! Thank you very much!
Haha..semangat sey dier ckp thanks to the budak-budak yg on duty at the exhibition room.
Fadzli: Tadi, budak Atiqah tu melayu ke cina? Aku dengar dia ckp dgn budak kwn cina dia, "Hee..shie..shio..arh.. xiao.." Ntah apa dia bebual.. Dia boleh ckp cina rupanyer!
Aku dan Farah da ketawa sbb the way Fadzli explained really very funny sey

Kat the school cafeteria, Fadzli & Helmi beli buah-buahan. Farah beli air. Helmi beli burger jugak..begitu juga dengan Fazrin. Kat skola kita td tak nak makan. Biler datang kat skola ni plak, nak makan. Saje je dorang.

Dlm kol 3:30pm, kita tunggu bus untuk picked us up. On the way tgh jalan ke entrance Woodgrove, Fadzli ucapankan bye dan thank you, kuat2 kpd semua budak Woodgrove. Ada satu lelaki cina Woodgrove ni tgk Fadzli je. So Fadzli ckp kat dia, "Hey! Thank you ar! Bye! See you next year! Next year in Poly.. Haha..cam ye ye je aku pergi Poly. Haha!" Budak tu muka da stern. Kiterorg semua ketawakan..

Time tgh tunggu bus, da hujan. Biler kita nmpk budak2 primary school naik their public bus, Fazrin, Fadzli, Helmi semua ckp "bye" kat budak tu. Haha! Peramah sgt dorang tu! Biler bus da sampai, Fadzli suruh budak Woodgrove bukakkan payung sebelum dorang masuk ke dlm bus sbb takut kena hujan. Ape sey Fadzli! Ngada-ngada!

Sampai skola je, da kol 4:30pm. Besh sey the Exhibition tripped. Penuh dengan suka ria. Cuma 8 org je dlm bus...kan besh tu! Haha!!! In conclusion, aku rasa budak2 skola aku..peramah giler..haha..terutamakali, kelas aku!

K la..sampai di sini saja..bye
Wslm.