Aku akan jahit mulut kau...!

Assalamualaikum..

Yo!!! Wassup!! Amacam semua? Shehat tak?

Skrg kat umah aku bising giler sbb jiran aku ada construction...ubah suai umah kot.

Hari ni kat skola besh..tp ada lah kena teguran cikit..

Aku lupa pasal malay assignment. In the morning, biler sampai kelas, aku terus buat. Biler tgh sibuk complete my assignment, Fadli sibuk plak kacau aku.
Fadli: Eh! Rohani! Kau tak buat homework malay?
Aku : Tak, aku lupe..
Fadli: Aku tak de papernyer ar..macam mane nih?
Aku : Too bad lah.. (aku tak kesah sal dia sbb aku tgh kelam-kabut complete hw)
Fadli : Yek ek leh..tak pe. Rohani..
Aku buat bodoh je.. malas nak layan dan tak de masa nak layan..
Fadli: Rohani!
No reply
Fadli: Rohani!
Still no reply
Fadli: Roh..roh..roh...hani..gently down the street..merrily-merrily-merrily rohani.....
Dalam hati aku ketawa..tp ttp diam
Fadli: Rohani!
Ashraf: Haha! She deaf ar..
Fadli: Rohani.. (suara manja)
No reply still..
Fadli: Rohani, kau nak aku panggil kau CT ke? Hani ke? Ani ke?
Ashraf: Haha..she concentrate on her work lah..
Fadli: Rohani!
Aku : Alermak!!!!! Nak ape lah! Aku tgh uat homework nih..kau kacau plak!
Fadli: Uh! Garangnyer!
Ashraf: She ar...very firece
Aku : Kau diam, Ashraf! Kan aku jahit mulut kau!
Fadli: Eh, tak mok Rohani. Kau pakai stapler
Aku : Tak nak..stapler bleh bukak balik. Kalau aku jahit tak boleh bukak balik. Aku akan jahit ketat-ketat. Biler kau budak mulut je, abeh lah kau! Berdarah!
Ashraf: Ish..

Haha...ganas sey aku. Tapi in the end, aku ketawa.

Time CME lesson..
Ashraf: Rohani, shut up lah..
Aku : Ape!
Ashraf: I stapler ur mouth then you know..
Aku : And I will place this plaster-sing in inside ur nostrills until you got no air to breathe!
Cherlyn kat sebelah aku da ketawa rabak..
Chelyn: So bad ar u!

Biler cikgu give out Letter to Parents regarding JC/Institute, Clement terus crushed it sbb dia kata dia bukannya nak masuk JC. Ashraf pun ikot dia..crushed the paper. Aku plak, buat origami aeroplane. Haha. Aku gi tunjuk kat Ashraf..
Ashraf: Eh! Haha.. you make aeroplane.
Aku : Haha..cikgu kan kasi paper untuk buat origami..
Ashraf: I tell teacher! 'Cher! u see Rohani, she make paper aeroplane'
Aku : Oi!!!
Aku quickly unfold back the letter..
Cikgu Nor paling kat aku..tp sengeh je.. haha..step innocent je aku..

Cikgu suruh kiter buat CME work. Cherlyn tgh semangat buat. Aku malas nak buat. Aku main plaster-sing..buat flower shape. Skali, Ms Lee Chien Chien dtg kat table aku..
Ms Lee: Rohani, what are you doing? Why are you playing with the plaster-sing and why izzit there?
Rohani: Alamak.. Ashraf! Why you give it to me! Take back lah.. (Campak the plaster-sing to Ashraf's table)
Ashraf: Eh! Since when I gave it to you?
Ms Lee: (Ketawa skejap) Rohani, what's wrong with you this year? You seem to be head-wired. (means: giler2, hyperactive) Unlike last year. U got motivation to work hard for your N level but this year..(mengeluh)
Rohani: Relax ar cher.. I know.. I know.. I will work hard this year..
Ms Lee: When I see your CA1 results, Im very dissappointed. I was hoping you didnt get any red marks..
Rohani: But all of them got red marks also what..
Ms Lee: Yah, I know but u supposed to get no red marks.. (aku tau..sbb last year, aku asyik dpt blue marks je...skrg itu da tak wujud lagi)
Rohani : Oh.. ok.. I know. I know what Im doing. Dun worry lah. I try my best.
Ms Lee: Sure ar.. Okay.

Ki wak..Ms Lee ni concern sgt sal aku. Abes lah.... aku da janji ngan cikgu nak work hard...amacam mana ni? Aku ckp jek pandai..tp buat..satu hapak pun tak de! Ishk..

Semlm, aku lupe nak tulis satu kejadian yg paling kelakar kat kelas. Fadli tgh present pasal Isu-isu terkini kepada kelas. Dia present ttg Peningkatan dalam remaja yg hamil. Dia nak ckp sal satu peribahasa ni.. 'Menconteng arang di muka'. Tp dia terckp, 'Menconteng muka di arang' Haha! Kelakar sungguh..cikgu pun da ketawa terbahak-bahak.

K la..nak tulis panjang lebar..tp tk de time..
So bye bebeh..

Wa laikumsalam...