Laughter...!

School todae was damn hilarious. Can't stopped laughing...

First laughter
At the end of Malay lesson, all the students stand up to greet the teacher. While everybody was getting ready to greet her, Fazrin was happily dancing..haha! Shiok sendiri sey!! No one realized that Mdm Rasidah, our discipline master was outside the classroom looking at him. Fazrin was called to get out of the class and got a scolding from her..just because he was dancing in the class. Lolx..cian nyer..

Second laughter
It was nominations time to select the chairperson..vice chairperson..secretary..and so on. The class had to nominate and vote anyone who fit to be in the perpective position by shouting out his or her name. Everyone were shouting the names of our classmates except for one person. Which is of course, Fazrin, "the dancing king". He shouted, "Taufik!" Haha..it is obvious.he was referring to Taufik Batisah as no one in the class had that name. Lolx.. farnie sey..

Third laughter
The nominations turned to sabotage. When Fadzli went to the toilet, there were nominations for the Discipline chairperson. One of the name that was shouted was Fadzli. Majority of the class raise up their hands to vote for him. Once he came back from the gents, he was very surprised as well as blurred at the same time when he became the Displince chairperson. Haha.... Rabaks sey dorang..!

Fourth laughter
Sumita told me what had happened in the classroom just now.
Fazrin: Why are you looking at my ass?
Sumita: Where got? I dun look at ur ass. You r sitting down what..
*Then he stand up and showed her his ass..(coveredlah)*
Fazrin: Why are you looking at my ass?
Sumita: What!? You are the one who showed it..!
Haha.. giler sey Fazrin...and it's horribly disgusting lah his joke. Sometimes, u just dunnoe whether to scold him or laughed about it coz he's damn farnie..!!!

Fifth laughter *Told by someone..not in school*
My friend, Sumita worked at Pan Pacific Hotel as a waitress. She sometimes had to go to the bar to get drinks for the guest. She told me that the barman was damn farnie. He always called her "Ash" which refer to a popular bollywood actress. He called her that because she looked like her.
Everytime, the barman shouted "Ash" from far as she approached the bar to order a drink. He was shouting so loudly, making her embarrassed infront of the whole crowd. There's once he shouted.."Ash!Ash!" And then a man who was drinkin at the bar was puzzled. He asked the bar man, "You called her ass?" Haha.. silly sey.. Ash jadi ass plak..

Sixth and last laughter *told by someone*
Sumita took Malay language in school since she was in primary school...but she rarely speak in malay as she get used of speaking in English. Whenever we asked her questions in malay, she will reply in English tho' she understands it. The bar man called her "sombong" coz she didn't replied in Malay.
Sumita: I always speak English what.. Although I understand malay, I rarely spoke that language..
Bar man: Abeh belajar melayu buat ape?
Hahahah..kelakar sey. Tak leh angkat..

Amacam? korang paham tak joke original nie? Susah nak explain tapi harap korang paham jek lah.. =)