Guess what time Cognitive lesson end today? 2.10pm!! Wooohooo!! RP's policy, the earliest time to end class is 3.30pm. Haahaa.. because Mr Kumar said that he got no mood to conduct lesson. Only one team do the presentation, class discussion and 6P. Lolx! I also got no mood.. very sleepy & the problem today is very complicated.. Moreover, Mr Kumar said that this module is so sian..nt really useful. I agree! But it's interesting lah.
Yesterday, I woke up at 6 plus in the morning, my mom asked me if I want to go sch or not. I think and think and think.. In the end, I sleep back. Heehee.. Lazy lah, somemore it's Science Physic.. argh!
I woke up at noon .. *chey anak dara ni teruk nyer!* Called Irwan. He was extremely shocked that I called him from home, da nampak sah aku tak pi skola. We talked on the fone.. and suddenly, I got a plan. K la, actually we planned this long time ago aldy.. Meet my parents! Well, at least my mom. Tak pernah2 aku bawa kekasih hati ke rumah kecuali time raya.
I asked my mom.
Mak: Nak uat ape?
CT: A lah.. datang umah je.
Mak: Kan boleh kluar..
CT: Tau, tapi tiket CT nk dekat abes. Kluar pun nak pi mane mak
Mak: Lot 1?
CT: lah.. boring lah tempat tuh.. ade ape. Boleh lah mak..lagipun, mak tgk dia kat gambar jek. Tak sama mak, gambar lain.. orng betol nyer lain.. haha
Mak: Malu lah..
CT: Aik! Asal Mak nak malu? Dia kan muda dari mak. Lagipun, dia da dewasa..tak suke kluar dgn anak dara org tanpa mengenali mak bapak nyer. Abeh tu plak, CT da jumpe kluarga nyer..dier nyer turn lah pi umah kite.. boleh kan mak?
Mak: Umah kite tak secantik dorang.. serak lah..
CT: Mane ade? Ok pe..
Mak: Lagipun, tak de makanan nak kasi dia..
CT: French fries ade..CT goreng jek lah
Mak: Tak mok lah, malu lah
Back to Irwan..
CT: Awak..mak kite tak kasi. Eh, bukan tak kasi.. dia malu, dia ckp umah kite selerak..padahal tak sey.
Wan: Ooo..tak apa lah..
CT: Umah kite tak de makanan tau..cuma fries lah..
Wan: Bukannyer kite dtg umah awak nak mkn.Mak awak kasi ke tak?
CT: Ntah, dia tiba2 diam jek.. ntah kasi ke tak..
Wan: Orang tua kalau diam maknanya tak kasi. Kalau kasi, dia akan ckp boleh.
CT: Hmm..alah..jap eh, kite try pujuk mak.
Wan: Eh! Tak yah lah awak.. Kite tak nak pertengkaran terjadi sbb kite
CT: Ish, mane ade.. kite ngan mak jarang bertengkar.. ketawa2 tadi ade lah
Back to mom...
CT: Mak.. boleh tak? *step manja*
Mak: Alah.. CT.. tak mau lah, nanti dia kata mak ni tak ok..
CT: Haha..! Ape jek!
Mak: K, mak kasi dia dtg. Tapi kalau dia datang, tanya cik mane.. ckp makcik tak de kat umah.
CT: Ha? Abeh kat mane?
Mak: Mak sembunyi kat bilik lah..
CT: (dlm hati: Ya Allah..ape hal ngan mak aku ni, nak main sembunyi2?) Merepek lah mak.. nak sembunyi uat ape?
Mak: Alah..malu lah..
CT: ish, ade ke gitu. Tetamu datang sembunyi kat bilik?
Mak: Nak datang, datang lah.. tapi mak tak nak kluar dari bilik!
Well, in the end.. my mom keep quiet.. Back to Irwan
CT: Awk.. Mak kite ckp kata boleh datang, tapi dia nak sembunyi kat bilik.
Wan: Ha? Asal?
CT: Sebab dia malu..
Wan: Tak nak lah, mcm tak respectful lah.. kite datang tapi mak awak kat bilik.
CT: Tu lah..da pujuk tapi tak nak..
Wan: Tak apa lah awak.. yang kali jek lah.. at least mak awk da kasi kite datang. Mungkin dia blum sedia nak bertemu ngan kite..
CT: Alah..
Wan: Tak mok mcm gituk lah... It's ok la.
Then, I ate my nasi lemak while talking to him on the fone. Yup, he's not coming because he feels uneasy if my mom said she's not in the house but actually she's in the house. Haha! However, 10 minutes later..
Mak: CT, bebual ngan saper tu kat telipon.
CT: Irwan lah..
Mak: (look at me for seconds) Ye lah..ye lah. Mak kasi.
CT: (wide smile) Yeah! Betol mak? Nanti mak tak mok sembunyi dalam bilik plak..
Mak: Tak lah.
CT: YOU'RE THE BEST MAK! YOU'RE THE BEST LAH BABE!!
Back to Irwan..
CT: Awk! Awk! Mak kite kasi! Yeah..!! Haha..
Wan: Suke lah dia tuh.. Kite tak nak gi lah..
CT: Lah! Mcm gini sey! Susah2 kite pujok mak, dia tak nak plak..
Wan: Haha..tak de la..main2 jek. K, lepas Zohor kite sampai.
Haha.. funny lah my mom. When he came jek, nk pi toilet.. lolx. We watch ceramah on my laptop..then watch a VCD movie halfway..pastu tgk2 friendster. Kalau ada tetamu, abg asyik bau2 orang..lagi2 Irwan. Haha.. Abang ni hyperactive.. cawan orang nak bau, muka orang nak bau.. Pas2, Puteri plak baru bangun, keluar dari bilik. Terus Putri gi kat Irwan, sleep on his lap.
Sebenarnyer Irwan tak de lah suke bangat dengan kucing..stakat pegang2 jek, tapi tak tau carry. Tapi biler Putri dtg, manja2 dengan dia.. Irwan suke bangat dengan Putri, sampai nak bawak balik! Haha.. Ni lah kucing2 ku sayang, peramah nah!
Lepas Asar, dia mintak diri..
Malam plak, mak bilang aku suruh jemput Irwan datang ke umah time Hari Raya Haji..Chey wah..tadi malu2, sekarang da tak plak mak nih..
My mom is the gerek-est, funniest and cutest mom in the world! Hahah..
Wassalam,
Rohani
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