When I was 13 years old.. (Part 1)

Assalamualaikum

Semalam, malam-malam aku terkekek-kekek sorang2 sementara semua anggota keluargaku sedang tido nyenyak. Nak tahu kenapa? Aku baca diary aku time aku sec one la..biler aku baca balik, aku ketawa sbb kelakar sey. Biasalah fikiran blum matured time tu..
Ni lah entries yg paling best dalam diary aku time aku 13 years old, sec one:

10-08-01
Six devils kill one innocent
Today, in the morning at about 3.15am, I woke up cause I heard a barking sound. I looked at the kitchen window and saw six devils; 6 dogs and one innocent; my cat: Shadow. The dogs surround Shadow. They throw Shadow to one another and they tear his skin. My mum halau them and they run away. I and my sis, Neng go down and saw Shadow lying on the road with the stomach came out. Suddenly, Shadow died with eyes open wide. My mum put Shadow in the box. Neng and I place it at outside the Storage tong sampah. When we went back we saw his mother, Skittes mewing as she smells the dead body of Shadow. I think she knows her son was dead and the dog eat it. When we want to go home, Skittes followed us. She was so scared and was purring at us. We place her outside our door and went back to sleep. In the morning, at about 8.13am, I woke up and saw Skittes mewing at the playground. We gave her food and she go to the place where her child is.

Recap: Merepek sey aku time ni...Nak step English power2 konon. Haha. Eeee..tenses semua salah. Peristiwa ini masih segar di ingatanku. Sebenarnya, Shadow dan Skittes bkn kucing peliharaan kite tapi aku dan akak aku selalu turun bawah kasi dorang makanan kucing tiap-tiap hari. Kian hari, semakin akrab..mcm da anggap kucing2 tu kite punyer lah. Tak disangka, Shadow, anak Skittes akan mati syahid :p Yang 6 devils tu anjing, besar giler sey badan badan dorang, mcm wolf. Nak kata anjing construction pun tidak sbb dulu dorang lebat. Pagi2 buta, aku nmpk dr tingkap, anjing-anjing giler tu pass Shadow to one another with their teeths..sampailah terkoyak skin Shadow. Bile aku, mak dan akak aku turun bwh, anjing2 giler tu terus cabut (kecut sey...) dan kite hampiri Shadow. Nampak dier tgh nazak. Intestine dier..stomach dier semua terkeluar..berdarah banyak plak tu.
Akhirnya, Shadow menghembuskan nafas yang terakhir. Kite letak dier dlm box dan secara sembunyi letak box tu kat luar tong sampah besar. Biar bangla2 tu pengsan biler nmpk mayat Shadow..hehe..
Skittes, mak Shadow masih hidup selepas tu..tapi early this year, Skittes menghilang ntah ke mana. Pergi perlayaran kot..carik jantan lain. Sbb si Skittes ni tak de keje, asyik beranak je. Hehe. Kong asam ey aku. Tak pe la..binatang tak de akal, so it's ok. Tapi, kalau manusia ada akal..tak gunakannyer..mmg rugi babe. =D