Assalamualaikum...
Nak tahu entry diary aku during sec one lagik tak?
Ni dier..
Two days ago...
22-08-01
Two days ago, on Monday, at recess, I was queing up for drinks. Then Mun said, "Eh! Itu f**k you! F**k you!" I didn't realize that J was infront of me. I said, "Eh! Itu f**k you! F**k you! How are you?!" My voice is exactly like Doremon. J turned around and saw me. I was very shocked and kept quiet. Hmmm.....
Maksudnya:
Time sec one aku ada crushed on this guy, dier bkn melayu, bkn cina, bkn indian and jugak bkn eurasian. Abeh ape sey? Aku sendiri tak tau. Ada sedikit of mat salleh. Namanya J. Biasalah time tak mature ni..sekali pandang da nak ngada-ngada aku ni. Hehe. Mun tu kawan karib aku since sec one sampailah sekarang. Nama penuh dier Muneera. Aku influence sangat kpd Muneera. During sec one, aku dan Mun asyik maki jek tau. Haha.
That time, during recess. Aku dan Mun tak suke satu budak lelaki melayu ni sbb selalu kacau kiter. Aku lupe ar nama bdk tu. So, time nmpk dier je, kite rasa geram. Muneera yang nmpk dier dulu, so dier gi maki. Den, aku ikot lah..tambah 'how are you' plak. Lolx.. Da la suara aku nyaring masa tu. hehe..
Tanpaku sedari, J ada di depan aku. Aku tak perasaan sey. Bila aku puas maki je, dia pusing blakang. Mesti dia fikir aku budak giler. Aku diam sbb aku da malu..paisey..paisey..haha
Tapi, skrg aku da quit maki hamun ni..hehe..biasalah
12th Dec 2001
Skittes Born Kittens
Skittes born 3 kittens. 2 twins and 1 a bit dark. I don't know whether it is a male or female, coz their private parts are too small. The "a bit dark", we called darkangel. They are all born on 3rd Dec 2001. Today, they are all 9 days old.
Ertinya:
I vividly remembered this day. Aku sendiri nmpk Skittes lahirkan 3 cute tiny kittens secara siaran langsung babe! Haha. 2 anaknya colour bercampur light brown, white dan black- Princess & Chubby. Lagik satu, more to dark colour, kite panggil 'dark angel'. Aku nak kasi nama tu sbb cerita Dark Angel yang kat TV tu tgh hot that time. Since kucing ni beranak time 12am+, aku kasi gelaran tu. hehe. Skrg, aku da tak de kucing...Boring sey!
Aku borin giler sekarang ni..haiz..
28-08-01
Mr Leyow
I get confiscated my name-tag because I was talking. Mr Leyow told me to gave him the compo then he return back my nametag. I took it as a joke then he walked away. I hate him! He b*****d! Bull- S**t & Dump-a**!
Ape yang aku maksudkan:
Firstly, aku eja nama cikgu ni salah. It's Mr Leow. Tak de 'y'. Mr Leow ni orang tua..da jadi datok. Masa ni dia hanya jaga kelas sbb the subject teacher on MC. Aku berbual la dgn kawan aku. Mr Leow suruh aku keep my mouth shut. Aku kata, "k..k.." Tapi aku ckp lagik. Skali dier fed-up. Dier suruh aku buka aku nyer nametag. Aku buka la. Aku tak tahu ape dier nak buat dengan nametag aku. Dia ambil, dia kata kalau nak nametag aku balik kena write him an apology essay. Aku ketawa lah, sbb aku ngat die main2 je. So, when the lesson ends, aku mintak nametag aku balik, dia tak kasi. Aku rasa geram sbb kalau aku tak kai nametag nanti cikgu lain marah. Mesti kena lecture nyer. Sampai aku maki-maki dalam diari..hehehe.. Teruk sey aku.
Bold-head
During sec 2 pun, aku masih nakal2. Aku masih ingat masa tu, PE teacher kite suruh kiter lari the sch compound. Aku lari sambil baca suratkhabar. Skali, aku nmpk Mr Leow. Aku panggil dier suruh stop. Dia dgr suruhan aku. Hehe. Pastu, aku tunjuk dia an advertisement in the newspaper. Aku ckp, "Mr Leow, I recommend u to go this hair treatment, very good u know!" Selamba jek aku sbb Mr Leow botak tengah-tengah. Mr Leow marah, dia kata, "Ur name rohani rite?" (masih ingat pun nama ku, si budak nakal) "Ya, why?" Aku nmpk dier take down my name in a piece of paper.
CT:What are u doing?
Mr Leow: I give ur name to the Displince Master
CT: A la..relax la..Im just kidding2 only mah.. U still look hensem with u botak...
Mr Leow: Follow me to the Office now..
Skali aku cabut, ikot teman-teman aku yang sedang berlari..hehe. Mmg kurang asam aku. Aku rasa Mr Leow sengaja nak beri aku ancaman. Sbb Discipline Master tak call aku pun..hehez.
Beginilah kenakalan aku time sec one..semua guru complaint pasal aku...hehe
Wslm,
Rohani
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