Assalamualaikum...

PE fun giler..
Ystd, PE fun giler coz it's free game sbb NAFA test da abes. Yesh! I did pass all the station expect for the Standing Board Jump, as usual. Haha. Tak kan pass2 nyer. I remembered during sec 3, a female teacher beat my butt coz I cannot reached the minimum target. Haha. Teruk sey! Tapi, aku ketawa je. lol.

Sumita, Muneera, Karen and me played badminton yesterday during PE. Sumita vs Karen and me. Action la she.. tak nak mengaku kalah. =p Haha. Kept blaming on the suttlecock. Haha. But it was a hell lot of fun. Kept laughing non-stop.

Then, Sumita took a rest. She went to the Physical Fitness station. Muneera and Karen vs Me. Haha. Cool. Cherlyn was there too but she became an audience, laughing on how we played the game. Sumita came back and she replaced Muneera. I made a remarks, "Oooo... Im scared!! haha!" Sumita: "That's good! U supposed to be scared!" Skali bila nak start, she failed to hit the shuttlecock. Farnie sey! Haha.

After a while, Sumita team up with me vs Karen alone. I was so exhausted that I slammed the badminton racket on to the ground and shouted, "I QUIT!" Haha. Main2 je aku. Semua orang ketawa tk abes2. Eldrin came. Eldrin vs Sumita in the game. I sat on the floor although I knew it was damn wet because of the rain just now. I used the stick of a badminton racket as a microphone and berlakon jadi pemberita. Haha.. "Sports News today.. Sumita vs Eldrin in the final game of badminton. Now...let the game begin.. haha"

Tak abes2 sey aku report...sampai suara aku naik serak. Ada one time, aku report, "Oh no..it's a foul play coz the shuttlecock hit Eldrin hair.. " Seconds later, I looked at Sumita, " But I dunno which hair.." Haha. I know it's disgusting tapi aku buat lawak je. Naseb si Eldrin tak dengar. Yang paling kelakar apabila Sumita hit the shuttlecock until it land at the second storey, outside the DNT room. While Eldrin was running up to the staircase to reclaimed it, I shouted from downstairs, "ANYONE FROM DNT ROOM, PLEASE COME OUT AND HELP US TO TAKE THE SHUTTLECOCK OUTSIDE THE ROOM!!!" Skali Mr.Suhandi came out from the room. Tapi, malangnyer, Eldrin da sampai by the that time. Mr.Suhandi tuduh that we gurls bullied Eldrin to take the shuttlecock for us. Sumita, "No lah! He volunteered to do so..."

Yang paling aku tak boleh lupa from the game was apabila Mr. Suhandi said to Sumita, "Wah.. Sumita, ur shirt kena bleached ar? Got brown spots ar...Really like Jaguar. Can camoufalge.. Later I cannot see you.." Haha..teruk sey!

Sebab Sumita tertaruk baju PE green color dia kat bleached. Jadi, color green memudar and it turn spots of brown. Mentelah pula, Sumita is from Jaguar House. Kelakar rabak sey si Mr. Suhandi.

In the end.. guess who wins the game? It's Eldrin!!! Haha. I think it's becoz Sumita was too exhausted at the final match. Haha. Muneera was doing the 'cheerleading' stuff to support Eldrin. Rabak sey! Lol. Cherlyn and Karen gave a round of applaused to him and I.. i went to sumita and used the stick of the racket as a microphone and asked her.. "How do you feel after the game that you lost it?" Haha.. kurang asam sey.

Then, aku gi kat Eldrin, "How does it feel to be a winner?" Dia jawab, "Happy!" Haha..then i shaked his hands. Lol..kelakar nyer! Pastu, da bellring which means end of PE lesson.

Bila aku stand up from the wet floor, habes seluar aku basah cam aku terkencing gituk. Haha. Malu lah aku nak jalan nanti. So, we went up to the class and changed into our uniform.

Loya Buruk
Today was more fun than yesterday. During CME lesson, Ms Lee informed us about I&E Carnival which will be held next Friday afternoon at our school. Fathu tanya cikgu what does I&E stands for. Cikgu jawab I is for innovative, abeh dia suruh kiter teka ape E. Aku gi jerit, "EDUCATIONAL!!" Happily sey aku jawab. Mdm Nor yang berada di dlm class ketawa. "Where got Educational Carnival..haha" Lol. Merepek sey aku. It's actually Enterprise.

Bila *WWE nak simpan Buku Kerja dia dalam locker, Mdm Nor kate pd dia, "Eh..awak ni...blum abes buat nak simpan dalam locker pulak." Aku ni sibuk cikit dan tanya cikgu kenapa dia marah WWE. Cikgu jawab, "Rohani, awak tolong tegur kawan awak ni buat Buku Kerja dia..." Aku tengok WWE lalu bersandirwara, "NAK KENA BANTAI EY!" sambil pegang the book nak pukul dia. Tapi, kita ketawa tak abes-abes sampailah perut kita rasa sakit. Mdm Nor cakap, "Rohani..awak ni, suka berlakon..." Haha.. Pastu, aku terus gi toilet sbb tak leh tahan ketawa. Bila aku balik ke kelas, aku tak nampak WWE. Rupa2nya, dia pun gi toilet. Bila dia balik toilet, dia panggil aku dan bisik, "Rohani...my menses came out u know. My skirt!! Got blood..! It's all because of u lah.. make me laugh like mad.."

*Identity Undisclosed

Aku terperanjat cikit lah. Tapi, aku ketawa lagik. Aku tanya Cherlyn for that. Dia kasi aku..pastu aku pass kat WWE tapi dia enggan ambik sbb her skirt still got stain.

Time Humanities lesson aku tido lagik. Haha. Tak tdo tak sah. Bila da bell ring for assemble aku malas nak bangun. Skali Mrs Ong kejut aku..."Siti Rohaini...wake up..." Hehe. Cute lah this teacher..

Assembly was interesting!
Assembly was really really very fun. Ada kumpulan ni main drum and many other prechationist instrument (tk tau spelling betul tau tak..) performing. Mun kept telling me that one of the malay guy in the band is very cute. Pada pendapat aku, sbb lelaki tu ada baby face. There's only one malay guy wif goatti!! Haha. Macho..! Lol. Merepek aku. Abeh, some students are force to go up to the stage untuk try to play the instrument. Gerek! Daniel Osgodby, Ashraf dan Fathu from my class went up on stage.

Ashraf face turned red sbb dia malu. Haha. Tambahan pula, dia da blur2 what's happening. Lol.
Kelas kiteroang ketawa je tgk karenah Ashraf.

Samseng tak laku..
After school, me and Sumita followed a fren named *STU home. Bila kita tgh jalan at the back gate of our school, kita nampak ada budak cina lelaki ni patah balik dari gate tu. Kita tgh terpikirlah kalau gate tu dah locked ke tak. Dari jauh, aku jerit, "OI! BOY! GATE LOCK AR? " Budak tau tak jwb. Sebaliknya dia tgk aku semcm. Aku jerit lagik, "OI! BOY!! I CALLED YOU LAH! IM ASKING..THE GATE IS LOCKED OR WHAT?" Still no answered. Sumita dan Karen asyik ketawa je sbb dia kata aku cam dak giler jerit kat orang aku tak kenal. Bila budak tu hampiri kiter, Sumita tanya dia. Budak tu jawab he dunno. Aku da bingit, aku ckp.."Lah! Say lah dunno. I called you from just now, u didn't reply..aiyoh!" Haha

Kiteroang patah balik ke front gate of our school. Aku tak perasan yang uniform aku tuck-out cam dak samseng. Alermak! Malu sey aku. Nanti ape kata budak cina lelaki tadi...nanti dia ngat aku tul2 dak gangster sbb aku tuck-up shirt without realizing. Ish! Tapi aku maseh boleh kacau budak sec two perempuan cina ni. Aku gi cakap "hello!" kat dia. Abeh dia gi tunduk bawah. Aisyeh! Dangerous sgt ke aku. Aku main2 je tak boleh...

Tampilkan diri kalau nk berlagak besar.
ME and Sumita teman STU till her door sbb yesterday someone threaten her on her way home. Ada orang jerit nama dia, suruh dia watch out. Tapi STU tak tau dan tak nampak sapo nak threaten dia.Scary sey! Kalau aku in her shoes, aku takut giler. Dia bilang cikgu hari ni lalu menangis ketakutan. Sapo sey budak hingus ni yang step ah chong. Boleh bawak bebual pe! Bila kita bertiga sedang berjalan kat bawah block dia, nampak a group of malay plus chinese tengah lepak2 dekat dengan lift. Mereka pandang kiter semcm. Dari raut wajah STU aku da tau dia da takut giler. Aku plak pandang kat budak2 taik tu semcm. Kiteroang tak tau kalau mereka yang ancam STU ke tak.

Bila lift da bukak. Aku senjaga make some noise, dengan menjerit... "ASSALAMUALAIKUM!" kat lift tu. Haha. Merepek sey aku. Da la dlm keadaan getir tapi bleh buat loya buruk plak. Bila kat dalam lift, Sumita cakap dia rasa takut tadi sbb budak2 tu stare kat kiter semcm. Muka STU cam nak nangis sey. Kesian kiterorang tgk dia. Kiter antar dia sampai dia masok rumah to ensure dia selamat. Bila aku dan Sumita turun bawah, kita nampak budak tu lagik. Kiterorang pandang serong pada budak2 tu. I think tmr aku dan Sumita kena jadi "bodyguard" STU again. Cikgu sedang siasat kes ni. Aku harap2 dia akan selamat. Walaupun badan aku dan Sumita tak segagah mcm bodyguard lain..tapi..kiter tetap BERJIWA GAGAH! haha..merepek. Da la aku..bebual serious cam ni pun..nk lawak..

Looks can be deceiving
We suspect a ex-friend of STU did this sbb dia nak backstabbed. Tapi, STU got no proved to say that. Bila aku saw her ex-friend, aku ngat dia budak baik giler..dan budak buat dosa sekali-skala je. Dia bebual ngan aku, berlemah-lembut dan halus. Tapi...ish..ish..ish. Dun judge the book by its cover.

Cam aku lah. Haha. Nampak cam dak cina tapi sebenarnya dak melayu. Aku nampak cam pendiam tapi sebenarnya perempuan paling bising dalam kelas. Haha. Nampak cam decent tapi sebenarnya cekik darah kwn2. Haha! Nampak cam dak selenger..tapi mmg aku selenger.. lol. K lah..tak mok tambah2 lagik..buat malu je nanti. Haha.

Lame...lame..
As u know, ystd was raining heavily. Chey! Haha. Aku pakailah jacket sbb sejuk giler. Time DNT, Mr.Irfan tanya aku: "Cold arh?" Aku jawab sarcastically, "Tak de lah..sejuk.."
"Lame.." kata dia.soalan bonus sey. Tk kan orang kai jacket sebb panas. Ler. Si Helmi gi kaypoh..dia tambah, "Rohani, kau gunakan sanding machine dan sand kat atas kepala kau, nanti panas.." Lepas tu, dia ketawa sendiri. Aku dan Mr.Irfan tengok kat dia semcm. Lalu Mr Irfan ckp ngan aku, "He's more lame.." Lol. Kena kritik sey.


Okies..that's all for today and yesterday...Hope u enjoy it. Ta da...!!

Wslm