Friday, December 03, 2004

Cerewet tul...!

Met my best friend, Sumita in the bus, on my way to work. I didnt realized she was sitting bside me until she tegur me. Uuuuuhhhhh.... shocking pink sexy ladee sey she. She cut her hair but it is not so obvious. She told me she had reborn her hair temporary at Malaysia with Muneera. I tot it was a joke until she showed me the picture with she smiling away...her hair was so straight. Okay.. she looked gorgeous then i expected her to be. I tot that she wouldn't look nice.. hehe..

I opened the shop 10mins early... then this mat security guard who kak innah used to gossip about him to me before, came over my shop.

Mat security guard: Hai.. Awal bukak kedai?
ME : (Lookin at my watch) Nak dekat kul 10 pe..
Mat security guard : Oh.. Bukan bukak kul 11?
ME : Tak ar..
Mat security guard : Oh.. hehe..
ME : (Roll my eyes- Miangnyer duda nie... pi jalan ar!)

Yucks! So flirty. He got a child aldy but a divorcee. He flirts with every malay gerls who worked at Lot one. He's neither handsome nor that ugly...but dah nampak sah miang giler. Haiyoz..

Todae's job was damn tiring.. Got this one chinese customer.. argh...! I wanna kill her, man!

She: Eh! Can let me bring this to the toilet and try?
Me: Erm.. I can't. We dun let the customer to try unless they buy it
She: If I buy..then cannot fit me how?
Me : Exchange it within 3 days
She : Change wif what?? I prefer this.. Let me try in the toilet ar..
Me : Erm..
She : I won't steal one.. You trust me or not?
Me : K k.. hold on, I call my boss first
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Me : Okay, she let... Only choose one shirt coz all the the same size..
She : (Instead she took three of the shirt, all the same size but diff color)
Okay.. I will came back hor.. U trust me..
Me : (Aik! Aku suruh ambek satu je... tapi dekni ambek tiga. Sedap hati je dier..) Ar.. k k
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She : I buy red one only..
Me : Huh? One?
She : The rest not nice on me
Me : oh... okay (Ki wak..abeh tadi bawak lari 3 asal?)
She : Eh! Why got stain?
Me : Huh? Stain?
She : This one!! Can go off or not?
Me : Err.. I guess so. Can one lah..
She : U sure or not?
Me : Erm yah.. (So cheeky! Only a small invisibel stain, nak panicked!)
She : Eh! Got somemore... see.. here...you see.. Aiyoh! Why got so many stain? Many people
must have used it..
Me : Oh.. really ar?
She : C.. the color also a bit fade away.. You c! U c!
Me : (Weii.. auntie, leh releks cikit tak? Aku nampak la. Nak tunjuk dekat-dekat sal? Ingat aku
nie, buta sangat ke..argh!) Yah...yah..
She : So, gimme low price
Me : K la, k la... 14, how?
She : Aiyah.. 14? Low a bit la. C, got many stain!
Me : K k.. Wait, I call my boss first..
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Me : Cik! Cina tu nak discount la. Dier asyik tunjuk stain je.. Argh!
Cik : Oh.. okay. Kasi dier 13.. kalau dier mengomel lagi, 12 la
Me : Okay.. dier mesti banyak mengomel nyer.. k, bye!
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Me : K, 13.. how?
She : Haiya.. how many stain.. 12 la
Me : (Alermak.. dekni ngan stain dier je.) K, 12
She : Hmm.. (Muka dah masam)
Me : (Losing my patience...) Last one you know! You want or not??????
She : K, 12..
Me : (Dah kena marah baru tau.. muahahhahaha)

Finally she bought it. Cam nak cekik-cekik si cerewet nie. Banyak songeh. Pastu, dier blang satu customer ni.. "Eh! you betta be careful when you buy the clothes here... All are got stain and string come off". Alermak....dekni nak melebih sey. Nak carik pasal. Kan aku sekeh hang.. Cam-cam sey auntie tu.. Dah la aku kasi chance kpd dier, bawak baju ke toilet. Pas gi toilet, ade-ade je complaint dier. Ni mesti dier dah rosakkan baju tu gaknyer.. Harap-harap aku tak kan jumpa auntie tu lagik.. Haiyah!!!!

Yang lain nyer customers, alritez je. No problem. Ader lah uat pertalian baru ngan makcik kat library nie... hehe. Sampai sanggup aku tunggu dier abis keje cebab dier nak beli baju kat kedai aku. Kerana makcik tu, aku sanggup tutup kedai lewat cikit.

Niari ader ramai customers, mostly makcik-makcik yang cute-cute.. comel loteh.. hehehe. Cam nak cubit pipi dorang. Khakha..ape la aku nie.

Ader kecoh kat lot one. Ader budak lelaki melayu nie...pri sch age, ludah kat orang cina nie sampailah cina nie made a report to the security guard. Budak lelaki nie buat bodoh je..instead dier walked around the mall, asking people for money cebab dier lapar. Cian jugak aku tgk budak nie... tapi asal lah dier pi ludah kat orang? Ish.. tak de keje lain kot..

Niari, first time aku tutup kedai sendiri... penat giler. Abeh, ader mat nie asyik perhatikan aku tutup kedai dari tadi.. Entah ape dier nak aku pun tak tau. Bahaya jugak jaga kedai sendirian.. kenalah aku berhati-hati..

Kz la..im out. Sok ade keje lagi. Bagaimana lah keranah customers esok ye? Hmmx..

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